“Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.”
“[I had a]...Second bowl of oatmeal. It was a little bit gloppy.”
“It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”
“Then waves came crashing down on me and they tried to take me out to sea.You fought them off so gallantly and won...”
“Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.”
“Have I told you that I won 4 Super Bowls?”