“When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.”

“In my job, nobody ever says a word when you do something right, but make one mistake?”

“When you have nothing to say, one of your alternatives is to keep your trap shut.”

“Confession is good for all of us, but even better for you than for me.”

“Buzzards don’t make good friends. They always have an interior motive.”

“Write about something you know. Try to leave your readers better off than they were before.”

“When I’m alone, I’m in the company of the most interesting dog I know.”