“Carol Druze Was A Stone Killer.”

“Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?”

“Got here half an hour ago and had a look, eyeballin' it," Sawyer said. "It's murder, all right. Tell you something else - the sun went down, and it's as dark as the inside of a horses's ass out here.""You're sure?""Well, I've never actually been inside a horses's ass.”

“First she got Jesus, probably fifteen years ago, and that didn’t work out, so she tried Scientology, and that didn’t help, but it cost a lot of money, so she tried Buddhism and yoga, and those didn’t work, so she started drinking. I think that helped, because she’s still drinking.”

“Does a chicken have lips?”

“Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.”

“Oh yeah, I heard you got born again.' she said. 'Which you needed since they fucked up the first time.”