“Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?”
“Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch.”
“How dare he have such a stinky crotch.”
“Ann: How does God’s character fit into things that seem totally against his character?”
“Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but...”
“This stuff is better than cotton candy, really it is. It’s made out of real cotton. Yossarian, you’ve got to help me make the men eat it. Egyptian cotton is the finest cotton in the world.”