“Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.”
“Guns don’t kill people. Politicians with sharp tongues do.”
“I keep hearing this fucking thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?”
“guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do”
“I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers.”
“Yeah, but you don’t need a machine gun to kill a fly.”