“I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.”

“I do not mind when you tell me what you want and put that first instead of last.”

“If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.”

“Get off my planet, you son of a bitch.”

“Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.”

“Damn real live people, getting in the way of peaceful ideals.”

“This is the last time I would ever visit the cemetery or my wife's grave, but I didn't want to expend too much effort in trying to remember it. As I said, this is the place where she's never been anything but dead. There's not much value in remembering that.”