“Is it a shark made of ice?" Hanoen asked. "Or a shark that lives in ice?”
“I was swimming with the turd sharks in an ocean made of piss”
“Sharks don't kill because they're poor, criminal, insane, or repressed. A shark kills because it's a shark.”
“Live every week like it's shark week.”
“There is no such thing as a man-eating shark, only shark-eating men exist.”
“If you see lots of shark attacks in the news, you think, 'Gosh, sharks are out of control.' What you should think is 'Gosh, the news loves to cover shark attacks.”