“Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.”

“I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.”

“If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.”

“I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.”

“I do not mind when you tell me what you want and put that first instead of last.”

“When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up.”

“You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.”