“A man's bathroom is his castle”
“The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
“One of the most essential branches of English liberty is the freedom of one's house. A man's house is his castle.”
“Chloe, are you in the bathroom fucking that nice slice of man cake?”
“And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.”
“He pointed toward the silhouettes on the side of the [bathrooms] instead--black cutout man, black cutout woman. The man had his legs apart, the woman had hers together. Pretty much the story of the human race in sign language.”