“I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.”
“I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers.”
“You too heavy a man for me to carry...I done carried heavy men and I know how they can break your back. I ain’t got but this one back and I don’t want it broke again...”
“If I can’t get a permit to carry a gun, then I’ll drag it along behind me. Do you need a permit for that too?”
“When only cops have guns, it's called a police state.”
“To tell a woman not to talk too much was like telling Jesse James not to carry a gun, or a hen not to cackle.”