“You know how advice is - you only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyways.”
“What do you want to want to be, anyway?""I don't know; I guess what I want to be is a good Catholic.""What you should say"--he told me--"what you should say is that you want to be a saint.”
“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
“Do you know what I found?”Of course I do, and you know that I do. You just want to ask for dramatic effect and then you’re going to tell me anyway.”
“Some people say, "I only want to do God's work." How do you know what God's work is??”
“It's only advice. Ignore it if you want.”