“In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!-Judge Dredd”

“I AM THE LAW!”

“I guess sometimes you just have to fight your battles.”

“If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!”

“Wipe your mouth,there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.”

“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”

“If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to be so, not because they are rich”