“A kind of losing loadum is their game,Where the worst writer has the greatest fame.”

“Merely for safety, after fame we thirst, For all men would be cowards if they durst.”

“The entire piece has been devised with the French in mind. In France, fornication in the streets with total strangers is *compulsory*.”

“any experiment of interest in life will be carried out at your own expense”

“Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.”

“Nothing suits worse with vice than want of sense”

“Man differs more from man than man from beast”