“There are two ways to remove a Band-Aid : slowly and painfully, or quickly and painfully. Your choice.”

“Ice cream is just a Band-Aid. Pain is still there when you wake up.”

“The only way to remove pain from death is to remove love from life.”

“Your fishy has appeared to have died of thirst. Have a band-aid, and come back to see me in two weeks.”

“Sage would survive. I'd survive. We were better off apart. Painful and quick, just like ripping off a Band-Aid. Well, more like gouging a piece of shrapnel out of my stomach, pouring a bottle of gin into the wound, lighting it on fire, and sewing my guts up with a dirty bootlace. But the concept was the same.”

“Hey, if you'd wanted to avoid 'this,' you shouldn't have lured me last night. Now it's too late. You might as well avoid the long, drawn-out pain and get it over with quickly. Sort of like taking off a Band-Aid. Or cutting off a limb.""Wow, who says there's no romance left in the world?”