“When panic sets in, my advice is to fast and read the Book of Mormon for at least a half hour.”

“… if necessary, the books shall be divided as follows:you get the odd, I get the even pages;"the books" are understood to mean the ones we used to read aloudtogether, when we would interrupt our reading for a kiss,and would get back to the book after half an hour …”

“Here's another piece of advice, only date people who have read a different set of books than you have read, it will save you lots of time in the library.”

“Spies have years of training and experience. I had half an hour of panic and a pig.”

“Prepare, take advice, read the books, then do it your way.”

“Following Jesse's wonderful advice I will have to change my quote to:If have a sense of humour, you'll love my books; if you don't have a sense of humour, please read my books nonetheless--no matter what you have please just read my books.”