“If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators dead.”

“What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?”

“As if my day couldn't get any worse, I was about to be preached to by an Evangelical Elvis impersonator.”

“I'm alive but I have no life. I'm alive but also dead. I'm dead and alive.”

“No one is dead as long as someone is still alive”

“It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean one thinks of it like being alive in a box, one keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the difference, shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never know you were in a box would you?... Even taking into account the fact that you're dead, it isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really. Ask yourself, if I asked you straight off-- I'm going to stuff you in this box now would you rather be alive or dead? Naturally you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all.”