“In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.”

“Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.”

“people pay more to be entertained that educated ”

“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”

“Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "storms suck!”

“Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!”

“Asked how he became a star, Mr. Carson once replied, “I started in a gaseous state and then I cooled.”