“I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.”
“I like French fries," I say. I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.”
“I have ten bucks in my pocket - what to spend it on? French fries - ten dollars' worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.”
“There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.”
“Today, I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.”
“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry. ”