“If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.”
“I growled and then slapped him."Hey!" His hand pressed to his cheek."You always say that when I slap you," I said."I think it's a problem that you know what I say when you slap me," he said. "That's not the kind of intimacy I'm looking for.”
“The desperation was coming off you in waves. You were all but begging to dance with me. I am doing you a favor.”
“Go along with it, Ed. I am begging. I am on the ground begging you." "You're standing at a urinal about to take a piss." "Don't make me get on the ground. Do you know how many germs there are in a toilet?”
“Are you seriously telling me the truth about all this?" I asked."I seriously am," he replied. "I was also serious about stealing a fry.”
“I have some gold. I will interest you. Pity me. I beg you to help me.”