“if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.”

“If your in love with two people and you don't know which one to choose choose the second one because if you had really loved the first you woundn't have fallen for the second”

“if you fall in love with 2 people at once choose the second one because if you truly loved the first one you never would have fell in love with the second one”

“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”

“Me, I’m dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for.”

“That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge."Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.”

“Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.”