“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”

“if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.”

“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.”

“You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.”

“I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.”

“If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.”

“I don't think anybody's necessarily ready for death. You can only hope that when it approaches, you feel like you've said what you wanted to say. Nobody wants to go out in mid-sentence.”