“You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.”
“You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.”
“We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we're all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.”
“Growing old is unavoidable, but never growing up is possible. I believe you can retain certain things from your childhood if you protect them - certain traits, certain places where you don’t let the world go.”
“That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge."Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.”
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.”