“[on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.”
“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”
“Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery.”
“Money Can't Buy Happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy....”
“If money can't buy you happiness then you probably aren't making enough.”
“I want to make enough money to buy an island. Something modest, like Australia.”