“Trips to the dentist-I like to postpone that kind of thing.”
“My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression”
“I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!”
“Okay, then I used to like that kind of thing. Now I like your kind of thing. It’s the very best kind of thing. Makes all other kinds of things look like shit.”
“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.”
“The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.”