“It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, because anyone who knows you knows what a great guy you are on the inside. You're honest and true.”

“It's a very old word, it means 'to breathe into.' That's how it works: An angel breathes into men and shows us what to play, what to draw. How to find the truth of who we are and why we are here.”

“Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid.”

“Well, you know what they say. If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.”

“Oh, you know what bloggers are like, they write and write and write. I don't know why, because they're not being paid.”

“You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, f**k it.”

“Y'know, if anyone happens to know the name of a good literary agent that will actually return phone calls...”