“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance”

“The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.”

“When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?”

“Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.”

“You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.”

“I feel your scorn, and I accept it.”

“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”