“Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.”

“Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”

“The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.”

“Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.”

“As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)”

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.”