“A lie told well is just as good as the truth.”
“But I have told the truth. Isn't that ironic? They sent me because I am so good at telling lies. But I have told the truth.”
“The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.”
“A lie told often enough becomes the truth.”
“The truth may not be told. Here is an acceptable lie.”
“In woods where the woodsmen told lies, maybe it was the wolves who told the truth.”