“Are you worried you're notlike everyone else?Your worries will only worsenwhen you findthat the path to conformityis different for each person.”

“There is no light at the end of the tunnel, only a pack of matches handed down from one generation to the next. Humanity does not have a long fuse and this generation holds the last match.”

“She came around the corner andall of a suddenI understood it:all love is sudden.”

“I'm going to do something bigger and better,bigger and betterand bolder, but first,I'm going to do somethingsmaller and worse.”

“We are all bumbling along,side by side, week in, week out, our paths similar in some ways and different in others, all apparently running parallel. But parallel lines never meet.”

“A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there."And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.”

“You should just accept who you are, flaws and all, because if you try to be someone you aren't, then eventually some turkey is going to shit all over your well-crafted facade, so you might as well save yourself the effort and enjoy your zombie books.”