“Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.”
“You learn who your friends are when the shit hits the fan.”
“We hit it off immediately, especially Helene, who was a 'swallow-life-in-big-gulps' kind of person.”
“Then the shit hit the fan.”
“Send lawyers, guns and money; the shit has hit the fan.”
“But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the shit hitting the fan.”