“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.”

“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.”

“Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.”

“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.”

“The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s just a second because then I feel like a psycho again.”

“If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.”

“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.”