“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.”

“Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.”

“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.”

“Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.”

“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.”

“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.”

“Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.”