“ Christianity on HP - Buy now, Pray later ”
“Buying antivirus software is like buying insurance: It’s important to make a good choice now just in case you need the assistance later.”
“But I want to pray to Allah. I want to be a Christian.”
“...all my life I prayed to a star – Later discovered it was Venus – I was praying to Aphrodite and wondering why she was sending me you -sad...”
“The Christian should work as if all depended upon him, and pray as if it all depended upon God.”
“If you work now, you'll play later. If you play now, you'll work later.”