“I started a short story but it was so dreary that even my pen threw up.”
“When I’m a teacher, I won’t be using red pens to grade papers. Red pens will forever be associated with criticism and bad grades in my mind. I don’t want this person to get their short story back with harsh red pen marks all over it. Purple is much friendlier.”
“When people starts to enjoy a writer's pen, he becomes a legend even if his stories are neither long nor publicly surrounded by expectations.”
“Waiting for the pen to dry up so he can start fresh with thoughts that are worth new ink.”
“You can greet even the dullest acquaintance with pleasure, if you have forgotten their dreary story.”
“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”