“All you need, you think, is a breather, a few minutes standing up at the bar like in the old days, having a harmless bottle of beer. Only the bottle of beer isn't harmless; it's a trigger. It sets off that crazy thing in your mind that made you a dipso in the first place...”
“Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... If one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be how many bottles of beer on the wall?”
“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”
“Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.”
“If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.”
“Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.”