“Only I still had a problem. The problem was my parents. Of the many things I was afraid of in those days - spiders, insomnia, fish hooks, school dances, hardball, heights, bees, urinals, puberty, music teachers, dogs, the school cafeteria, censure, older teenagers, jellyfish, locker rooms, boomerangs, popular girls, the high dive - I was probably most afraid of my parents.”
“I daydream about a high school where everybody plays the harmonica: the students, the teachers, the principal, the janitor and the cook in the cafeteria.”
“I still remember my middle school locker combination. Maybe I should go back to my old locker to see if I left my innocence in there.”
“Some of the things I hated my parents for when I was younger are the same things I love my parents for now that I'm older.”
“Somewhere along the way of my illustrious high school career I traded my humanity for a prison of popularity.”
“Roger Collins wasn’t the most popular teacher at school only because he was interesting in class. In fact, most of the girls would have loved a little after-class attention from this teacher.”