“You're either reading a book or you're not.”
“You're never alone when you're reading a book.”
“... that when you're buying books, you're optimistically thinking you're buying the time to read them.(Paraphrase of Schopenhauer)”
“If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed!”
“You should always have 2 books...the one you're reading and the one you're writing.”
“If you're reading this, I'm either a wolf for good, or you're Ulrik and you should get the hell out of my stuff.”