“Science is a smorgasbord, and google will guide you to the study that's right for you.”

“The opening screen of T'Rain was a frank rip-off of what you saw when you booted up Google Earth. Richard felt no guilt about this since he had heard that Google Earth in turn was based on an idea from some old science fiction novel”

“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.”

“You want science and studies? Fuck you. I’ve got scars and blood and vomit.”

“Science is the most reliable guide in life.”

“See, phrenology is this old Victorian science, which claimed you could determine the dominant traits of a man's personality by studying the bumps on his head. The size and position of these bumps indicated different personality traits. See? Now, /retro-phrenology/ says, why not change a man's personality by hitting him on the head with a hammer, till you raise just the right bumps in the right places!""One of us needs a lot more drinks," said Alex. "That's starting to make sense.”