“Listen, I'm going to tell you this because no one else will, Franklin. Spider-Man sucks.”

“We planned for betrayal. They planned for deceit. No one ever thought to plan for harmony.”

“Spiderman: You're going to have to do something about those children, Stark.Tony: What children?Spiderman: The annoying, ill-mannered ones.Tony: I need more.Spiderman: Bomb Boy and Solar Flare.Tony: I think you mean Cannonball and Sunspot. What did they do this time?Spiderman: We were in the kitchen and they decided to - rather rudely - confront me about eating the leftovers in the refrigerator.Tony: Was it your food?Spiderman: No.Tony: Was it theirs?Spiderman: Possibly. It was an honest mistake. My point - I think THE point - is I won't be spoken to that way by infants.Tony: Then don't eat their food.”

“There are two things every woman really wants: one, she wants to know that a man really loves her, and two, that he isn't going to stop.”

“I don't understand, Your Majesty." "Of course you don't; you academics!" Skarmak snarled. "All you do is sit in your towers, trying to think your way into a reality that exists only in your own minds, and then you judge the world as wrong because it does not conform to your impossible standards. I live in a real world, academic. And it's my real world that keeps pumping blood into your dead, idealistic one.”

“Humans need each other for equilibrium and support. But writers must pull aside to take a quiet walk alone, not just for the sake of serenity but to hear the Voice inside. That is how the storyteller connects with with others--listen, write, share.”

“Your soul rages. You cannot control your spirits within your body, so you need this to force others to your will." The king stepped boldly toward Meklos, holding the dragonstaff in front of him, the Eye shining even in the dim light of the temple chamber. "You need this---this crutch to compel the great spirits, and they rebel against you, Meklos! They are fighting you and calling the gods' displeasure against you. Your life is diminished by the length of this rod!”