“Spiderman: You're going to have to do something about those children, Stark.Tony: What children?Spiderman: The annoying, ill-mannered ones.Tony: I need more.Spiderman: Bomb Boy and Solar Flare.Tony: I think you mean Cannonball and Sunspot. What did they do this time?Spiderman: We were in the kitchen and they decided to - rather rudely - confront me about eating the leftovers in the refrigerator.Tony: Was it your food?Spiderman: No.Tony: Was it theirs?Spiderman: Possibly. It was an honest mistake. My point - I think THE point - is I won't be spoken to that way by infants.Tony: Then don't eat their food.”

“No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true.”

“My Zora senses are tingling," I said.Nathan looked at me blankly."Right, you don't know anything about Spiderman," I remembered."Spider who?" he asked.”

“Well, She's (She-Hulk) quippy. I'm quippy. When we get together, we quip. And, quipwise, I think that makes me a better quipper. -Spiderman”

“So that means that Peter..." I swallowed. "That his full name was Peter Parker.""Yeah"I burst into tears. "Oh, my God! I killed Spiderman!”

“When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?”