“Life is like a prism. What you see depends on how you turn the glass.”

“Nice concept.-What is?-Retreating. Getting away from the grind.-Oh, you never do. You just change gears.”

“All of us are like locks. No matter how strong the bolt, there’s always a key out there that opens it.”

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

“Optimism is denial for chumps with no life experience"."What's pessimism?" I said."Religion without God.”

“Too many cases thrown out of court, too much pop-psycho crap, satanic bullshit... if you FEEL you've been abused, you HAVE been!”

“Just because others have it worse doesn’t mean you have to suffer in silence.”