“Nice concept.-What is?-Retreating. Getting away from the grind.-Oh, you never do. You just change gears.”

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

“Life is like a prism. What you see depends on how you turn the glass.”

“Just because others have it worse doesn’t mean you have to suffer in silence.”

“I saw this cartoon in the paper, once. That Viking, Hagar the Horrible? He’s standing on the mountaintop, holding his hands to the heavens, shouting “Why me?” And down from the heavens comes the answer: “Why not?” Maybe that’s the ultimate truth; what right to do I have to expect a smooth ride?”

“Too many cases thrown out of court, too much pop-psycho crap, satanic bullshit... if you FEEL you've been abused, you HAVE been!”

“Maybe we're just prisoners of our biology.”