“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.”
“Love is a fan club with only two fans.”
“A cause is a lie with a fan club.”
“They had reached Lockhart's classroom… 'You could've fried an egg on your face' said Ron. 'You'd better hope Creevey doesn't meet Ginny, or they'll be starting a Harry Potter fan club.'‘Shut up,’ snapped Harry. The last thing he needed was for Lockhart to hear the phrase ‘Harry Potter fan club’.”
“Much better to do fewer things and have time to make the most of them.”
“part of the humor of living on this backward planet is listening to the hominids rationalize their predations.”