“I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.”
“The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new cheese.”
“I'm layering away: sauce, noodles, I belong to you, cheese, sauce, my heart is yours, noodles, cheese, I hear your soul in your music, cheese, cheese, CHEESE...”
“all i want...is mac and cheese”
“Do you want some of this cheese, or shall we just go walking?”
“Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him for all the cheese he's got, drive him out of the cheese-making business!Did you burn your face with an iron? Why not sue Prometheus, the god that invented fire? Or an Iron Age chieftain, for having the temerity to popularise the metal.”