“I’d forgotten my identity as the world’s most pathetic superhero, become a Californian instead. ”
“If my name were Oscar, I’d want to be an actor and win my namesake award and take back my identity.”
“I figure the folks that are the most interesting get to go to heaven. I mean, if I was God, that’s who I’d want there with me ... I’d rather be a superhero in hell than an angel in heaven. What the feck would I do all day if I wasn’t kicking demon ass?”
“Warrington’s aim’s so pathetic I’d be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me.”
“Most People have a desire to look for the exception instead of the desire to become exceptional. ”
“If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with my rifle.”