“Some people have things written all over their faces; the big guy had a couple of words misspelled in crayon on his.”

“Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well... not yet, give me time and a crayon.”

“The Doctor: Oh, now what's this, then? I love this. A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon.”

“Problem with the big philosophers is they cared about ideas more than people. Hegel would probably have stepped over a guy trying to slit his wrists outside a bar — to get to all the people he could sit and bullshit with inside. Did you know half of philosophy was first put into words by people shot in the ass?”

“A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.”

“History written in pencil is easily erased, but crayon is forever.”