“Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. And NEVER ever, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!”
“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”
“Never trust anyone who uses the word party as a verb but never trust anyone who would rather be grammatically correct than to party.”
“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
“I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust him”
“Don't trust anyone who do not trust you...”