“Everyone carries around his own monsters.---Richard Pryor”

“His specialty was interrogation. Imagine it, gentlemen. Being strapped to a table so that you are entirely at the mercy of a monster such as this. A person who delights in your pain. A person to whom your screams are more delicious than a lover's whisper. A creature who knows how to keep you alive while he skillfully and meticulously deconstructs those things that define you as human?”

“Reporters trade in pain. It sells papers. Everyone knows that.”

“Except that death collected everyone. Death is like that. Relentlessly efficient.”

“Benny Imura was appalled to learn that the Apocalypse came with homework. "Why do we have to study this stuff?" he demanded. "We already know what happened. People started turning into zoms, the zoms ate just about everyone, everyone who dies becomes a zom, so the moral of this tale is: Try not to die.”

“It’s easier to be a character in a story than the star of your own tragedy.”

“She wept for the hurt that he owned, a hurt she could never hope to remove.”