“Generosity could be as contagious as the zombie plague as long as enough people were willing to be carriers.”
“A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.”
“Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.”
“Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria”
“Maybe love was a myth anyhow, a brew of hormones and fantasy, evolution's way of getting men and women together long enough for them to procreate,back in the day when girls got pregnant at twelve, were pregnant or nursing for the next twenty years, and were dead of the plague by forty.”
“There was nothing you couldn't do if you wanted it bad enough, and were willing to work hard enough to get it.”