“Suffering is easier to endure when shared.”

“It’s easier to be a character in a story than the star of your own tragedy.”

“All concerns of men go wrong when they wish to cure with evil. -SOPHOCLES”

“We had the whole 'when you assume you make an ass out of you and me' speech in school.”

“Newton screamed when he felt them begin to crawl over his scrotum and try to wiggle between his buttocks”

“How do you know that?""Because,"Chong said with raised eyebrows,"when you open those things called 'books',there are words as well as pictures.Sometimes the words tell you stuff.”

“When Tony lost it, it would be up to Ruger to take Lady Death by the tits and giver a good tweak. That's how he saw it. Give Lady Death's tits a good tweak.”